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Vintage Astronaut T-shirt

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T-Shirt/Shirt + Digital Album

Get yourself one of these high quality, ultra-fashionable astronaut design t-shirts to impress all of your friends. The shirts have time-sensitive, entropy reversing fibers woven into the fabric so they stay perfectly clean even in dusty space conditions. In extreme situations, you can fold the astronaut head up and over your mouth to provide up to 45 mins of oxygen and hydro-nutrition particles to yourself (for emergencies only). The design and colors are acceptable in high society gatherings in 14 different cultures. Edible.

Includes unlimited streaming of High Five via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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Vintage Astronaut Winston Salem, North Carolina

Featuring: the thoughtful rhythmic musings of celebrated master percussionist Jonathan Collin Greene, the harmonic wonders of avant synthesist Michael Kinchen, and led by heroic captain and digital/analog low frequency pioneer John Daniel Ray. This music will literally rearrange the molecular configurations in your body to a more harmonious state and thus erase greed and hatred from the world. ... more

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