This comfy t-shirt is made with organic, free-range Venusian Float Sheep pelt from our farms in 2612 AD. The sheep were raised and tended by a traditional 12-year-old cloud shepard using the old method of aerosurfing and gel feeding, and our talented buyers hand-pick the most luxurious pelts from the most buoyant sheep in the flock. You can trust that when you shop with Vintage Astronaut, you’re supporting sustainable farming methods from across all time. Non-potable. Do not let children under the age of 12 handle this product, extreme fire danger.
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High Five
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Vintage Astronaut Winston Salem, North Carolina
Featuring: the thoughtful rhythmic musings of celebrated master percussionist Jonathan Collin Greene, the harmonic wonders of avant synthesist Michael Kinchen, and led by heroic captain and digital/analog low frequency pioneer John Daniel Ray. This music will literally rearrange the molecular configurations in your body to a more harmonious state and thus erase greed and hatred from the world. ... more
